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Buying a beet “for one recipe” and somehow leaving the store with enough produce to open a roadside coven.
Naming your juicer, assigning it a star sign, and blaming Mercury retrograde when it refuses to cooperate.
Serving a homemade mocktail so dramatic your friends ask what’s in it, and you answer, “Boundaries.”
Reading a quote from this book out loud, watching the room go silent, and realizing that yes, everyone heard you correctly.
Feel the Beet is a riotously colorful collection of juices, mocktails, magical elixirs, playful recipes, witchy rituals, and deeply unnecessary commentary from a book with absolutely no intention of behaving itself.
It may improve your mornings.
It may ruin ordinary beverages forever.
It may also convince you that every drink deserves a garnish, a backstory, and one tiny threat.
Your blender has retained counsel.
Buying a beet “for one recipe” and somehow leaving the store with enough produce to open a roadside coven.
Naming your juicer, assigning it a star sign, and blaming Mercury retrograde when it refuses to cooperate.
Serving a homemade mocktail so dramatic your friends ask what’s in it, and you answer, “Boundaries.”
Reading a quote from this book out loud, watching the room go silent, and realizing that yes, everyone heard you correctly.
Feel the Beet is a riotously colorful collection of juices, mocktails, magical elixirs, playful recipes, witchy rituals, and deeply unnecessary commentary from a book with absolutely no intention of behaving itself.
It may improve your mornings.
It may ruin ordinary beverages forever.
It may also convince you that every drink deserves a garnish, a backstory, and one tiny threat.
Your blender has retained counsel.
